Tuesday, January 31, 2006

98% of NFL Players Confused by the XL in Super Bowl XL

A recent survey conducted by the NFL players union has confirmed what most football fans have known for decades: NFL players just aren’t very smart.

The recent survey asked players to name what the “XL” in “Super Bowl XL” stood for. The results are as follows:
45% “Extra Large”
35% Could not read the survey
10% “Excellent”
8% “XL”
2% “Forty”

While a breakdown of these results was not made public, NFL spokesman Damian Delporte admitted that most of the 2% who responded correctly were special teams players such as kickers and punters. Or, in other words, according to Delporte, “the pansy-ass guys on every team who don’t really play football.”


At least Mike Vanderjagt answered this survey right

3 Comments:

Blogger REALSPORTS said...

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http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2006/02/06/DDGT5H1R1E1.DTL

Mon Feb 06, 02:04:00 PM CST  
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